365 nights of an indian women

365 nights of an Indian woman:
60 nights periods
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
35 nights today fasting
45 nights got to go to mom's place..!
This is y guys go to Bangkok.  This think how much brain the lad would have invested in this msg.
A Case Study on Wedding Decisions
[Averge marital life 30 yrs]
COST: Marige expenses- Rs.1000000
Mthly expen-Rs.20000
Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs.5000

RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs- Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.
MEANING:1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 7200000 + 1000,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate
= 62420000
CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.54000 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper!😃😃
Request every one to calculate the expenses & submit in next MRM
Is it (???) Asset r Liability??